OK this is the stupidest blog I have ever written.
I spent about 30 minutes typing a blog about a real topic but somehow it didn’t auto-save after the first few minutes, and I didn’t save-it-on-purpose, so it’s GONE. And I just am not feeling “it” for that topic now. I’ll have to save it for another day.
So I searched my mind for SOMETHING to blog about. Market Results? Nah, the month isn’t over. Top news in the paper? Nah, it wasn’t anything bloggable. Sports? Nah, not appropriate…..
As I was thinking about what to blog about, I thought, hmmm, what kind of desserts or sweets do we have to eat tonight?
Yes, you could tell by this point I was really paying attention to my blog.
And I went on a hunt.
Do we have any more homemade apple pie?
Do we have any more ice cream?
Well, that’s not totally true. There’s a container in the freezer with about a teaspoon full of ice cream. Sorry, doesn’t count.
Do we have any more Oreos?
Do we have any more apples so I can make hot apple crisp?
Sigh, Do we have any more cookies?
Oh, wait, yes, there’s a box of MALLOMARS in the pantry!!!
Yes, oh, yum, good, something exists! We just bought the box. Yum.
So I took it out of the closet.
And I opened it. Hmmmm…..
There are typically 18 Mallomars in a new box.
There are three in mine.
Three. Somehow, that’s hard to share. Soooo…. shhhhhhhhh….. I’m not telling anyone I found any Mallomars. I’m going to go hide in the closet and consume them.
Oh, no, I won’t do that. That would be so gluttonous.
I will put them on a HUGE plate, and ask if anyone else wants one. As they are looking at me in confusion, I’ll just say, “No? Ok, I’ll have them” and I’ll stuff them in.
That sounds much more polite.